In high school, I had a friend who took well known songs and changed the lyrics to create a new, funny song about something. One of these songs is to the tune "Every Rose Has It's Thorn," and is titled "Jane Austen." Some of the lyrics are as follows:
She wants to watch a movie on a Friday night
And I want to sit close to her so I say "Well, hey alright"
She pulled out the video
I asked "What are we going to watch tonight?"
She said "Sense and Sensibility," and I cried
And I guess that's why they say
Every girl loves Jane Austen
Just like every bishop loves morality lessons
Just like there's a bridal catalog in every BYU girl's apartment
Every girl loves Jane Austen
Well this movie has no action; there is no real comedy
But she snuggles up so nice and close and asks what do I think
Well I think that she's cool and she's beautiful
So what I said I hope she understood
I said, "Really this movie it isn't that bad, it's just so far from good"
And I said
Every girl loves Jane Austen
Just like every boy hates Ricky Martin
Just like everyone over 40 loves to sing along to Neil Diamond
Every girl loves Jane Austen
Well, it's been two hours now, she says we're still far from the end
I'm trying hard not to sleep through the ending
'Cause if i do she'll make me watch it again
She'll make me watch it again...
I've thought about this song the last week as I have been in a Jane Austen mood. It started a week and a half ago when I watched Persuasion with Sara. Then I started watching Sense and Sensibility as I was getting ready for bed at night. This week, I picked up the pace. On Sunday and Monday nights, I watched Emma. Tuesday, I finished Sense and Sensibility. Wednesday, I watched Mansfield Park. On Thursday, I set out to watch the long Pride and Prejudice. I watched about an hour and a half that night, over two and half hours last night, and right now, I'm finishing the last little bit.
So, there's evidence of my Jane Austen mood. In the song, Brady claimed that every girl loves Jane Austen. I don't know for sure if that's true, but I do know that I love her movies...and one day, I'll read the books as well. They are on my list.